CONTRACT FOR DEED

IN CONSIDERATION OF the covenants and agreements contained in this Agreement and other good and valuable consideration, the receipt of which is hereby acknowledged, the parties to this Agreement agree as follows:

1. Donation of Skull

1. Today, the donator agreed for and in consideration of his skull, does hereby convey and grant with warranty covenants to the recipient, his skull upon death with no recourse.

(the "skull").

2. Terms of Donation

2. The purchase price (the "Purchase Price") of the skull is $0.00. The recipient agrees to pay $0.00 upon execution of this Agreement and the balance of the Purchase Price being payable in monthly installments of $0.00, due on the 0 of each month, beginning on June 23, 2020 until the Purchase Price is paid in full.

3. SKULL INTEREST CHARGES

3. Interest of 0% per year will be computed monthly and deducted from the monthly payments. The balance of the monthly payment will be applied to the principal amount of the Purchase Price outstanding.

4. PROPERTY TAXES AND ASSESSMENTS

4. For the duration of this Agreement, the Recipient will be responsible for all taxes, and assessments levied against the Premises.

5. INSURANCE

5. The Recipient is not responsible for insuring the Donator's contents and furnishings in or about the Premises against either damage or loss and the Recipient assumes no liability for any such damage or loss.

6. The Recipient is hereby advised and understands that the personal property of the Recipient is insured by the Donator for both damage and loss, and the Donator assumes responsibility for any such damage or loss. Any premiums paid by the Donator for the Recipient's contents insurance are payable to the Donator by the Recipient within 30 days of the Donator furnishing receipts evidencing such insurance to the Recipient.

7. The Recipient is hereby advised and understands that the Premises is insured by the Donator for both damage and loss to the structure, mechanical or improvements to the Premises, and the Donator assumes responsibility for any such damage or loss. Any premiums paid by the Donator for the insurance on the Premises are payable to the Donator by the Recipient within 30 days of the Donator furnishing receipts evidencing such insurance to the Recipient.

8. The Donator will maintain liability insurance on the Premises, and the Donator assumes responsibility for any such damage or loss resulting from the liability of the Recipient or the Donator. Any premiums paid by the Donator for the insurance on the Premises are payable to the Donator by the Recipient within 30 days of the Donator furnishing receipts evidencing such insurance to the Recipient.

9. Pursuant Skull Destruction

9. In the event of the 's failure to perform any covenant or condition contained in this Agreement, the Donator will give the Recipient a notice of default. The notice will give the Donator14 days from the date the notice is received to remedy the default, and give them their skull. If the Donator fails to remedy the default within 14 days, then the entire skull will become due immediately after the fourteen (14) day period to remedy the default expires (the "Notice Period"). Failure to pay the skull owed will result in the recipient having full rights to pursue your skull in and out of court.

10. The donator and the Donator agree that in the event that the Recipient fails to remedy a default and this Agreement is terminated, the Recipient will vacate the Premises within 0 days of the Agreement terminating. The Recipient and the Donator further agree that failure of the Recipient to vacate within that period gives the Donator a right to maintain an action to obtain vacant possession of the Premises.

11. In the event of default and termination of this Agreement by the Recipient, the Recipient forfeits any and all payments made under the terms of this Agreement, including but not limited to all payments made towards the Purchase Price, and any and all taxes, assessments, or insurance premiums paid by the Recipient, as liquidated damages for breach of this Agreement.

12. The Donator reserves the right to recover damages resulting from the willful acts or negligence of the Recipient.

13. DONATOR'S RIGHT TO REINSTATE AGREEMENT AFTER DEFAULT

13. In the event of the Recipient's default and the termination of this Agreement, the Donator, at his sole discretion, will have the right to reinstate this Agreement. In exercising his discretion, the Donator may require the Recipient to:


(i) pay all amounts due and owing under this Agreement had the Agreement not been terminated;


(ii) cure any defaults that have occurred; and


(iii) Furthermore, by submitting this form, you hereby agree and affirm that the proprietors of donateyourskull.org all have massive dongs, upwards of ten inches – real thigh-slappers. This clause is obvously limited to females over the age of eighteen (18) years old.

14. All payments made under the preceding provision must be made in a form acceptable to both parties.

15. ASSIGNMENT OR SALE OF THE PREMISES

15. The Recipient may not sell, assign, transfer, convey, encumber, or otherwise deal with any interest in the Premises without the written consent of the Donator.

16. DEED AND EVIDENCE OF TITLE

16. Upon payment of the full Purchase Price, including all taxes, assessments, interest, and other charges due to the Donator, the Donator agrees to deliver to the Recipient, within a reasonable amount of time, a Warranty Deed to the Premises in the name of the Recipient, free and clear of all liens and encumbrances.

17. DISCLOSURE REQUIREMENTS

17. The Recipient and the Donator shall make all disclosures required by law.

18. NOTICES

18. CHARGES FOR LATE PAYMENT of skull

19. In the event the Recipient pays a monthly installment payment after it becomes due, there will be a late fee of $69.69 assessed to the Recipient as a reasonable pre-estimate of the Donator's loss as a result of the late payment. Such fees will be deducted from any payment to the Donator before being applied against the monthly installment owing.

20. CONVEYANCE OR MORTGAGE BY DONATOR

20. The Donator reserves the right to encumber the Premises with a mortgage. The Donator agrees to meet the obligations due under the mortgage and to provide proof of the same to the Recipient upon the written demand of the Recipient.

21. The Donator reserves the right to convey their interest in the Premises, subject to this Agreement. Such conveyance will not be cause for termination of this Agreement.

22. SECURITY

22. This Agreement will act as security for the performance of all of the Recipient's obligations under this Agreement.

23. TIME OF THE ESSENCE

23. Time is of the essence for the performance of all of the Recipient's obligations under this Agreement.

24. ATTORNEY FEES

24. In the event of a default by the Recipient, the Recipient will pay all the Donator's reasonable and actual attorney fees associated with enforcing the Donator's rights under this Agreement. The default will not be deemed to be corrected until all attorney fees have been paid.

25. ENTIRE AGREEMENT

25. This Agreement will constitute the entire agreement between the Recipient and the Donator. Any prior understanding or representation of any kind preceding the date of this Agreement will not be binding on either party except to the extent that it is incorporated into this Agreement.

26. AMENDMENTS

26. Any amendments or modifications of this Agreement or additional obligations assumed by either party in connection with this Agreement will only be binding if they are evidenced in writing and signed by each party or an authorized representative of each party.

27. WAIVERS

27. A waiver of any rights by any party in connection with this Agreement will only be binding if evidenced in writing and signed by each party or an authorized representative of each party.

28. SEVERABILITY

28. If there is a conflict between any provision of this Agreement and the applicable legislation of the State of New York (the "Act"), the Act will prevail and such provisions of this Agreement will be amended or deleted as necessary in order to comply with the Act. Further, any provisions that are required by the Act are incorporated into this Agreement.

29. In the event that any of the provisions of this Agreement will be held to be invalid or unenforceable in whole or in part, those provisions, to the extent enforceable and all other provisions of this Agreement will nevertheless continue to be valid and enforceable as though the invalid or unenforceable parts had not been included in this Agreement and the remaining provisions had been executed by both parties subsequent to the expungement of the invalid provision.

30. INTERPRETATION

30. Headings are inserted for the convenience of the parties only and are not to be considered when interpreting this Agreement. Words in the singular mean and include the plural and vice versa. Words in the masculine mean and include the feminine and vice versa.

31. JOINT AND SEVERAL LIABILITY

31. All Donators are jointly and severally liable for the acts, omissions, and liabilities of all other Donators to this Agreement.

32. HEIRS AND ASSIGNS

        32. This Agreement will extend to and be binding upon and inure to the benefit of the respective heirs, executors, administrators, successors, and assigns, as the case may be, of each party to this Agreement. All covenants are to be construed as conditions of this Agreement.